Just Wondering Aloud…
You know those guys who travel with the lazy policeman in the big blue van?
The van that causes widespread panic wherever spotted? The one that heralds the commencement of the Flying Leap Onto Your Bike, In Order To Pretend That It Isn’t Really Parked – I’m Just Sitting On It Here?
So those guys – how do they get their jobs? Is there a test? Do they check for Irritation Quotients? Is there a test to measure Neanderthal Imitation Ability?
And what becomes of their social life? Imagine having to go to a party and answer that dreaded question – “So what do you do?”
“Me? I pick up other people’s bikes and put them in a big blue van”
Must suck, no?