To know more about what I’m talking about, you might want to read this.
And having read that, hear of this little vignette:
A somewhat regular, rather irritating customer, blustering away as usual:
“Kay re Shree… aapla hotel kevha suru zhaala hota re?”
And the man, pausing only to glare at the unfortunate:
“Aamcha. Aapla nahi!”
Vintage, I tell you. Truly vintage.